April 2012
Oh God, this freestyle application just clicked over the three thousand word mark and there’s still about ten more years to go. Along with a personality ramble. Maybe I shouldn’t have decided to revamp this two year old app after all.
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quentinjacobsen:
which of you fine young canadians is offering me a place to stay if obama doesnt get reelected
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March 2012
what I meant to say: I have a strong emotional attachment to this character and I often find myself having moments where I want nothing more than to reach out and hold them when they go through certain situations. Allow me to explain how I feel.
what I actually said: ASFDGHJK;LJLGFKJDSHFH;DJFHGJHL FEEEEEEEEELS /gross sobbing
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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bandit loves his adopted brother
the two haven’t stopped running around together since we brought him home two hours ago.
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absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
#the opening line of my autobiography
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We got the dog. Well, Keith got the dog but since I live here I got the dog too. :p We get to go get him tomorrow at one. His name is apparently now Zero after the dog from the Nightmare Before Christmas. Here’s hoping Bandit likes his new friend.
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Alexander Ludwig is a fine specimen for the eyes,...
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
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