“And the two most recent American state mottoes are Alaska’s “North to the Future” and Hawaii’s “The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness” (though when Wisconsin solicited a replacement for “America’s Dairyland,” one of the entries was “Eat Cheese or Die”).”
—Steven Pinker, Better Angels of Our Nature (via almighty-sound)
November 2011
poor chloe
We were walking and we met a group of trick or treaters and their moms. This little girl started running after us and yelling “hi puppy.” Chloe started dancing for her, hoping to get attention. But the girl had to go down another street so Chloe didn’t get any extra pets. She is really good with kids though. The downstairs kids hound her when they’re here and she stands there and takes all the ear and tail pulling. But when were just getting back from our walk my mom got home. So Chloe decided to jump into the car, launch herself over my mom and into the passenger seat. She then proceeded to sit there like she was expecting a car ride. Which, she didn’t get. But she got extra pets and a hug from me.
On another note these kids tried to trick or treat at the pedo halfway house across the street. I was just walking out the door as they walked away [thankfully] emptyhanded.
October 2011
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He’s just your typical dog. Trying to solve the world’s problems such as the following
My food dish is empty, why is this?
Hey it’s that time, why aren’t we going out?
Why don’t the dogs on t.v. bark back?
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omg Hocus Pocus is on ABC Family right now
This makes me so happy. Like, I might have to go grab some ice cream or something. I was hoping I could catch this movie this weekend. Even though it still is on youtube. But there’s just something about watching it on t.v. Oh nostalgia, I remember watching this when I was like…four years old. I feel bad for kids today who didn’t grow up with such awesomeness.
whoa, jane lynch is in this episode of veronica mars
She always plays the antagonist too. I love it.
omg awesome night
I bowled a fifty four and an eighty four. Yeah, it still sucks but it’s better than my normal twenty two. My awesome older friends were there and it was awesome. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
i found out what breed of dog chloe is yesterday
German Shorthair Pointer. The awesome thing about the breed? Webbed toes. It’s so cool. She should let me get a picture of it because she trusts me. And there’d be food in the bargain. The other awesome thing? It’s not uncommon for them to live for sixteen to eighteen years. And since she’s just three years old we are going to have an awesome friendship for years to come.
