May 2013
theotherrabbit replied to your post: Three hours until my birthdayyyyy
HAPPY BIRHTDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank youuu. tomorrow i’m going to the zoo and omg it’s going to be amazing.
happy birthday to meeee. also, rootbeer schnapps in rootberr is amazing.
Three hours until my birthdayyyyy
If fandoms had meetings
Whovians: Screaming and pointing soniced objects at statues, shadows, shop dummies, etc
Sherlockians: Discussing Reichenbach theories, crying, deducing people, insulting stupid people
SPN: Crying, praying to Cas, exorcising people, running into food places and filling their pockets with salt packets
Avengers: Running around touching butts, smashing things, shouting "CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS"
LotR: Huddled in a corner clutching box sets and gold rings muttering "My precious" every so often and talking to themselves
Harry Potter: Running around in capes and waving wands, shouting spells and standing in toilets
Batman: Helping people and saying "Its not who you are, but what you do that defines you"
Merlin: Rolling on the floor crying
Entirety of the BBC fandoms: Standing on tall buildings shouting "MOFFAT WHY"
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
the-stench-of-that-impala:
I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
bleh can today just be over already? I wanna go home.
monochrainbow:
mnastynastynasty:
oh my god i can’t get over this
he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet
pornstarch:
“you like THEM??? but they’re so old!!!”
“weren’t they popular like, 6 years ago???”
“they’ve been around for so long omg”
princekumatora:
yes hello 911??? all of my internet friends are way too cute i think theres some kind of conspiracy going on
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
inkys:
if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
lusture:
lusture:
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
dionthesocialist:
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
britishfan221:
fitzherbert-s:
scaredpotter:
shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book
#after all this time?
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you...
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
(lol here!)
fingertease:
May 14th could be the actual Catching Fire trailer… with Finnick and Johanna and Gloss… and the scenes with The Quarter Quell.
imzorak:
i want 2 know…….
CAN YOU SHOW ME
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Reblog if you have ever started watching a show...
deanspecialunicorn:
ivystiel:
timelordparadise:
Started watching ouat here goes nothing….
basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
thesociallyawkwardasian:
‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public
a teacher goes on a date
guy: can i kiss you
teacher: i dont know, CAN you?
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
